WHY HE ISN’T ASKING YOU OUT…
So…why isn’t he asking you out?
Well, to state the obvious…he could be gay. I mean, have you seen Matt Bomer these days? If I was a dude, I’d turn for him too.
But if you’re sure he’s straighty one-eighty, there are only two other possible explanations for his sheer idiocy…
HE’S SHY A.F.
Just like us gals, some guys aren’t very self-confident when it comes to dating. If you’re reading this article, you’re probably a) extremely cool, stylish and chic b) intelligent and c) funny so he probably has to flip his boner into his waistband every time he sees you. Why wouldn’t he be intimidated? You’re a total catch. There is only one-way to deal with this situation: ASK HIM OUT YOURSELF. Guys, it’s 2016…There is absolutely nothing wrong with asking that dreamboat to grab a cheeky drink. What’s the worst thing that can happen? If he says no, you’ll know that he’s not interested and can move onto greener pastures. If he says yes, girlfriend you just scored yourself a hot date! It’s time to shave your entire body and apply perfume where the sun don’t shine.
HE’S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU…
The book He’s Just Not That Into You came out in 2004 when I was an awkward teen with acne in weird places. My Mum bought it for me sometime during high school, probably after some guy hadn’t asked me to dance at the school disco (ahem, what a loser!). Anyway, the moral of this anecdote is that unfortunately, sometimes dudes we like just don’t get tingles in their man parts when they see us. You’re not going to be everyone’s cup of tea, even if you do possess qualities a), b) and c) discussed above. I’m sure many a guy has crushed on you and you haven’t returned the favour, but that doesn’t mean there’s anything wrong with them. I’m sure when you’ve told your girlfriends about Romeo you’ve said he’s a lovely guy, but just not your type. So don’t beat yourself up if your crush hasn’t asked you to dinner, and whatever you do don’t try and be someone else just to make some lame dude like you. Being someone other than yourself is exhausting, and it’ll catch up with you eventually…
So, there you have it ladies. Although it might be a kick in the teeth that your cute barista doesn’t want to bang you, there are plenty of other dudes that do. Keep doing you and you’ll meet someone as #bomb as you are.
